Mallian Peanut Sheller“? Sounds good. How about an Albertan fishin’ shelter for making spear decoys in Michigan?

Or “the Children’s Machine (CM1). One of the key features is that it “creates its own mesh network out of the box”, with each machine fitted as a full-time wireless router. laptop mesh straight outta the box? The Children’s Mesh!

“Mesha laptop?” (singular) … or messa’ laptops? Missy Laptop? M. I. Mesh?