{"id":547,"date":"2002-11-14T13:54:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-14T13:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gnodal.protension.com\/journal\/?p=266"},"modified":"2002-11-14T13:54:00","modified_gmt":"2002-11-14T13:54:00","slug":"another-tree-a-branch-no-its-a-bird-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/gnodal.protension.com\/journal\/archives\/547","title":{"rendered":"Another tree? A branch? No &#8230; it&#039;s a bird!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><\/p>\n<div align=\"left\">\n<table width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"header-part1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><b>Subject: <\/b>Another tree? A branch? No &#8230; it&#8217;s a bird!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><b>From: <\/b>&#8220;Bernard D. Tremblay (Ben)&#8221;&nbsp;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><b>Date: <\/b>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 00:43:25 -0700<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table width=\"100%\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" border=\"0\" class=\"header-part2\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td><b>To: <\/b>DLL<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>Only a lark, but not really. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Cat&#8221; is nowhere to be seen. (He&#8217;s 16, so likely not messin&#8217; with Miss Puss &#8230; more likely tryin&#8217; to back off some young&#8217;in.) So I&#8217;m up for at least another 1\/2 hour. (It&#8217;s getting cold &#8230; he deserves better than a night outside.) <\/p>\n<p>So, top of mind:  <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<p>Late 70s, I&#8217;m driving my taxi. <i>My<\/i> as in I own it, lock stock and permit. And I don&#8217;t have to drive, since I&#8217;ve got something like 5 figures in my savings account. <\/p>\n<p>I pick up a fare out in the industrial zone and head for downtown &#8230; many many miles, since Edmonton is a sprawling prairie city. <br \/>We talk about this and that &#8230; pretty quickly get onto systems and hardware and layout and what we would now call human factors. What turns the topic to other things is this: something I say leaves him gob-smacked and he announces that he&#8217;s in town with IBM overseeing a new project at the refinery and would I like a job. <\/p>\n<p>Haaaaaaaaaaaaa! SigInt in the forces, SAC\/Norad with telco, installing with Motorola, computerizing MCR at CBC &#8230; I need more hi-tech like I need another hole in the head. <br \/>And IBM? <br \/>And for an oil company?! <br \/><i><b>Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa<\/b>!<\/i> <br \/>But I was polite. I mean not rude. I mean neither patronizing nor condescending. <br \/>We talked about airlines or something. <br \/>*shrug* <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<p>Late 90s I&#8217;m happy as a clam: contracting gave me a grub-stake and I&#8217;m studing cog-psych, criminology, and poli-sci as a mature student. <br \/>Talking to a prof about his concentration (teenage depression) I swing the convo to his web-site and suggest (using Socratic method) &#8220;Are depressed folk interested enough to use the site?&#8221; (Sometimes, yes.) &#8220;And folk who&#8217;s interest is more academic are also interested in the site?&#8221; (Hopefully, yes.) &#8220;Sooo couldn&#8217;t the site be designed so that those who are depressed perhaps go one way and those whose interest is more academic would go another way? To generate data?&#8221; (*long pause* Not certain, but sounds plausible.) <br \/>I designed him a new site &#8230; just more modular, was all &#8230; so we could start from a known base. <br \/>He never took it another inch. Barely even replied to my queries. Dead in the water. Go figure. <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<p>This one I think I told you: talking with ethologist Dr. Fentress (arguably world&#8217;s expert on wolf behaviour) about, of all things, relation of parts to whole &#8230; taxonomy &#8230; I bring it to earth with whatchamacallit inter-rater distinctions. Using foxes, what one observer might call a scoop another might call a tamp. And that would screw up the data. <br \/>How to generate operational definition of &#8220;scoop&#8221; VS &#8220;tamp&#8221;? Sure, show video to train &#8230; but &#8230; that&#8217;s no fun! <br \/>\ud83d\ude09 <\/p>\n<p>I suggested we use pure numerical measurements to generate animation file for VRML model &#8230; \/this\/ cluster of motion typifies &#8220;scoop&#8221; while that one there typifies &#8220;tamp&#8221;. *long pause* <br \/>Not only did I get space in his lab, I got a laptop for myself (my choosing) and 2 PCs in the lab (again, my purchase decision) and a monthly honorarium. <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m going on about is this: people who are actually \/ really \/ existentially engaged with &#8220;the work&#8221; relate to my mutterings. <br \/>Folk who are engaged in <b><i>churn<\/i><\/b> (like the majority of A-list bloggers) really find me unpleasant in some unspecified way for some unspecified reason. (After all these years of Buddhism I&#8217;ve got a pretty good lock on just how and just why. Occam&#8217;s razor | diamond-cutter logic &#8230; two different tools for peeling back the sophistry. <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<p>My aim is not to secure a comfortable life. <br \/>My aim is to deploy a tool. <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<p>In short? Dialectics, DLL &#8230; simply that. <br \/>Information is data that makes a difference huh huh huh &#8230; <br \/>&#8230; and if the recipient really doesn&#8217;t give a hoot (i.e. if s\/he&#8217;s engaged in mere <b><i>churn<\/i><\/b>) then any old system will serve, whether email-list or wiki or blog or forum. <\/p>\n<p>But when it comes to &#8220;Are we going to replace the cooling system or switch the farm over to blades?&#8221;, then chances are better than even that \/somebody\/ there has a can tied to his tail. <b>That<\/b> person would get along real well with me. And the phalanx of sophists and sycophants who surround him? They would just as soon have me eat shit and die. <\/p>\n<p>No cynicism &#8230; I trust you here. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Abhidharma<\/i>&#8220;? Just a term for information theory from another tradition. &#8220;<i>Buddhadharma<\/i>&#8220;? A long word for &#8220;the philosophy and science of mind. <\/p>\n<p>If a person&#8217;s aim is to get click-through then that person will establish co-dependent relationships and produce <b><i>churn<\/i><\/b> &#8230; that&#8217;s a limitless appetite. <\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;m no Chomsky. <br \/>But I&#8217;m a good technical communicator. <br \/>I know my trade. <br \/>I know my craft. <br \/>I know my field. <\/p>\n<p>Oh heck, I might as well go the distance. Your sensitivity to my IP has been many times evident. <\/p>\n<p>==== <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>*<b><font color=\"#ffcc33\">!Warning: Zen in action!<\/font><\/b>*<br \/>*** ***<br \/><\/center>  <\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"14\" border=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#ffffcc\">\n<caption><\/caption>\n<tbody> <\/tbody>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">42 <\/p>\n<p>Most people would just blink. <br \/>Some would recall &#8220;Hitchiker&#8217;s Guide&#8221; and giggle to themselves. &#8220;The meaning of life!&#8221; <br \/>Nope. But close. <br \/>&#8220;42&#8221; is what the computer replied to the question. <br \/>But &#8220;42&#8221; could have been an error code; the computer might have been communicating: &#8220;Hey, lard-ass, find the meaning of life for your own lame self &#8230; I&#8217;m just a computer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp; <\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"14\" border=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#ffffcc\">\n<caption><\/caption>\n<tbody> <\/tbody>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">&#8220;Momentum&#8221; &#8230; fine so far. <br \/>&#8220;Inertia&#8221; &#8230; no problem so far. <\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the diff? <br \/>Nooooooo &#8230; no such thing as &#8220;an object at rest&#8221;. <br \/>Nothing is at rest; all objects are in motion, of course, which we grant immediately when we think it through for a moment. <\/p>\n<p>Now, that&#8217;s nice. <br \/>But suddenly the clear distinction we started with is &#8230; somehow bewildering. <\/p>\n<p>So actually inertia is momentum in a direction <i>other than<\/i> the one we favour. <br \/>Not quite the same!<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp; <\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"14\" border=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#ffffcc\">\n<caption><\/caption>\n<tbody> <\/tbody>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">42 <br \/>Inertia | Momentum <\/p>\n<p>Matters philosophical and crudely physical seem equally ?what? &#8230; relative. <br \/>*Yoiks! Zounds!* <\/p>\n<p>Meaning \/ implications \/ entailments seem to depend on our thinking, as subjective individuals. <br \/>But <i>this <b>not<\/b> the case<\/i> with consequences. <br \/>As I taught my kids: you can have a real good excuse for having forgotten your parachute when you jump, or a really lousy reason, or just a fib &#8230; but none of that changes the speed you&#8217;re moving when you reach the ground. (Even though it can change how you feel while you&#8217;re falling, which can be good news.) <br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>&nbsp; <br \/>&nbsp; <\/p>\n<table width=\"90%\" cellspacing=\"2\" cellpadding=\"14\" border=\"1\" bgcolor=\"#ffffcc\">\n<caption><\/caption>\n<tbody> <\/tbody>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\">So &#8230;&nbsp; <br \/>&#8230; <i>so <b>what?!<\/b><\/i> <\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s set inertia\/momentum aside. This is getting long, it&#8217;s late, and my neck is starting to cramp. <\/p>\n<p>42 &#8230; the number of fladrams in the fladram bin. <\/p>\n<p>Short version: <br \/>Q: &#8220;How many fladrams do<br \/>\n we have?&#8221; <br \/>A: &#8220;There are 42 in the bin.&#8221; <br \/>*long pause &#8230; existential realization sets in* <br \/>Q: &#8220;Is that good enough?&#8221; <br \/>A: &#8220;Enough for what?&#8221; <br \/>*sick feeling in pit of stomache; slight vertigo* <\/p>\n<p>Point is: good answers to good questions is, well hell&#8217;s bells, that&#8217;s pretty darned good. For a start. As far as it goes. Which, alas, often ain&#8217;t very far. <br \/>With so much relativity floating around, even with good questions &#8230; the good answers become garbage in &#8230; and you know what results from that. <\/p>\n<p>Bottom line? Those &#8220;good questions&#8221; are crap. Let the freakin&#8217; system do the arithmetic. <br \/>Operationalize! Get dialectical! <\/p>\n<p>Q: &#8220;Do we have enough fladrams for this week&#8217;s production run?&#8221; <br \/>A: &#8220;No. With 42 rams in the bin and 14 fladmeisters in partial assembly, the 36 units projected will result in a shortfall of&nbsp; 8.&#8221; <br \/>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p>dang &#8230; I&#8217;m pret&#8217;near cross-eyed &#8230; where \/is\/ that danged cat?! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Subject: Another tree? A branch? No &#8230; it&#8217;s a bird! From: &#8220;Bernard D. 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